Here's a sample of advice to 'two of our clients.'

Q. Lord Timothy I'm 3 feet 2 inches, my wife is a show girl. She's 6 feet tall. Because of our height difference it has been impossible to complete our 'marriage vows with love.' I did follow your advice and I bought a pail. I stood on the pail but only came up to her 'nips.' I need better tips!

A. My boy, listen to what I've said:

"Place the pail over her head and ....hold on to the handles!'"

Another:

Q. 'LT" My girl friend and I are only sixteen. When we're in the car and fooling around, she complains that I'm going too far!

A. She's right. You've overshot the runway! Instead of connecting with the 'near' you've put it in the 'rear!'

The Male Manifesto: A Man takes a mate for three reasons!

1) He needs someone to blame when things go wrong!

2) He needs a surrogate mother!

3) There ..... must be another reason!


This blog ably offers free advice to the lovelorn. We have solved the problems of 'Mattress Undertow!' Thus, if your 'affair' needs help we have effective answers to obviate 'so-so from woe-woe!' Your task is ask!

Lord Timothy Seagram the Fifth.

Basic Rules:

THE MALE MANIFESTO: A MAN TAKES A MATE FOR THREE REASONS.

1) He needs someone to blame when things go wrong!

2) Also, he needs a surrogate mother!

3) There ..... must be another reason!

This blog intends to give advice to the lovelorn. Whether you are married or not, the advice we provide is sound and effective. We have discovered the secret of Mattress Undertow! Thus, if your 'affair' is

'so-so' we have the guidance to remove the 'woe!' If you feel that we may help